Think About It
Do you like my new T-shirt, which says, “My Lifeguard Walks On Water”, or do you think I’m crazy? Everyone thought Noah was crazy, until it started to rain.
Ethan W. Moses
Do you know how I made one million dollars selling Christian books?
I spent 2 million dollars.
Two dinosaurs had just gotten onto Noah’s Ark. Once on board and sealed in, one dinosaur excitedly said to the other dinosaur. Hey sweetie, it looks like it’s up to me and you to re-populate the earth with dinosaurs. So what’s your name sweetie?
The other dinosaur turned his head in horror and said, Bradley!
What do you call a chicken that crosses
the road twice?
A double crosser!